Billboard Go-Go Bar in Bangkok: 808 Joy, I Hate Go-Go Bars
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Billboard Go-Go Bar in Bangkok: 808 Joy, I Hate Go-Go Bars

I don't like Billboard. I don't like the pushy waiters. I despise the rude, fat, bulldog looking mamasan. But some of their girls are pretty hot. Probably the hottest in Nana Plaza.
Billboard Go-Go Bar in Bangkok: 808 Joy, I Hate Go-Go Bars

Luckily it was a busy Saturday, so the mamasans were too busy to care about me. I bought a drink, and managed to sit down and chill for almost 30 minutes without the mamasan or the waiters growling at me to barfine some shit girl that couldn't get customers herself.

Pushy waiters and bulldog mamasans

Let me explain why I hate this place. I've sat next to people being screamed at and kicked out for drinking their beer too slowly. This has happened multiple times. I've been scammed here before for the short-time (ST) hotel fee. I've been cursed out for not barfining. The worst of the mamasans worked at Crazy House before, she has the ability to bring some talent. But she's the same now, as she was then. A big fat bitch.

Getting out of here

So while sipping my beer, and watching the girls rotate for the second time. I decided to call over number 808 (I couldn't take a photo and she's not on their socials). Found out later her name was Joy. I'm not sure about her height and weight, but she had a cute face and her frame was overall tiny which I liked that day. Being short on time, I barfined her after buying her one ladydrink. She went to go change and I settled the bill and went to the toilet.

  • Drink for me: 150 baht
  • Lady drink: 190 baht
  • Barfine: 700 baht
  • ST fee: 3000 baht
  • Waiter tip: 20 baht
  • Scammed: 150 baht

Damage: 4210 baht

Well as I'm writing this I noticed that they scammed me by padding my bill. When entering Billboard and ordering a drink, you're asked to pay immediately. Kind of unusual so I forgot I already paid for it, and didn't notice that they added another drink to my tab.

When I came back from the toilet and sat down. That bulldog got her sights on me, trying to make me order another drink. She also didn't know I had already barfined, so she tried to push some fat drunken girl on me. Just a normal night at Billboard I guess.

Joy came back shortly after and we went to the ST hotel nearby. I paid 350 baht for the room as I already had a condom on me. As soon as the door to our room was shut, Joy asked me "You have ice or cocaine?". Oh boy.

Tight starfish

She looked disappointed when I told her I had neither. Luckily she didn't seem to have any on her either, as she didn't start doing anything weird inside the room. We took a shower and she laid down on the bed. She wasn't active much, just laying there with her legs spread. As I went down on her I noticed she was really tight. I had to go at it for a while for her to relax and open up. She just laid on the bed the entire time, and wanted me to do all the work. Because of this, the beer I just had, I had to pound her for a while. While the housekeeping knocked for the second time on the door cursing us out, I finished on her stomach.

I gave her 200 baht for a taxi back as she was asking me for a tip while we got dressed

To sum up the night:

  • Drink for me: 150 baht
  • Lady drink: 190 baht
  • Barfine: 700 baht
  • ST fee: 3000 baht
  • Scammed: 150 baht
  • ST room: 350 baht
  • Waiter tip: 20 baht
  • Girl tip: 200 baht

Total damage: 4760 baht

I hate go-gos. I fucking hate Billboard.


Billboard Bangkok

  • Address: Top Floor Nana Plaza, Sukhumvit Soi 4, Bangkok
  • Opening Hours: 20:00-02:00
  • Social Media: Instagram, Twitter, Facebook
  • Nearest BTS/MRT: BTS Nana